January 31, 2006

BK Joel


burger king named coffee after me. CAUTION HOT!

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January 24, 2006

Zhang Ziyi


Zhang Ziyi came to me in a dream and told me to see her movie Memoirs of a Geisha. She was topless on a beach. She started out all fat and white. But then she shrunk down to be thin and brown. And her thighs were sunburned and peeling.

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January 16, 2006

Let freedom ring...

"From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

-that guy, you know, MLK.

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January 06, 2006

Puerto Vallarta


I'm getting the pictures up there. Yesterday was all the gps tracks. Today, I'm doing 12/24/2005.

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