December 04, 2004

Pear of Anguish

I just want to record that I am allergic to pears. But, it's my favorite fruit. And it's been years since I've eaten one.

Tonight, as an experiment, I decided to try eating a pear. I thought that it wasn't pears that I was allergic to, but the skin. And not really the skin, the tree pollen embedded in the skin.

So, I first peeled the pear. And then ate it.

And now my mouth and lips are itchy. My food hole feels all weird.

I took a sudafed. It's a decongestant though. I don't know if it does anything for allergies. I don't know why I thought it did something for allergies.

Now, my left eye is all red and itchy.

But, man the pear was good. Mmmmm. It was delicious.

I think I'm gonna try an apple next.

Posted by joel at December 4, 2004 01:34 AM
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